Recap: Speedy and Monk vs. The Beast Mode Brisket

Monk: As our loyal readers may recall, last year Speedy and I had a Super Bowl Smoke-Off of pork butts where I was fortunate enough to defeat Speedy in a close vote. This year, we wanted to switch it up and try our hands at smoking a brisket, something which neither of us had done. I have to admit, being largely unfamiliar with beef barbecue I was a little anxious to see just how this would go.

Speedy: First off, I’m still bitter about said smoke-off. I guess it’s my own fault for letting Mrs. Monk count the votes. Foolish.

Monk: Mrs. Monk is a saint!

Speedy: …But I digress. When I told Mama Speedy about our Super Bowl plans she volunteered to go to Shuler Meats to grab us a brisket. Everything I’ve ever had from Shuler’s has been awesome (and Mama Speedy goes there A LOT), so I immediately took her up on that offer. We got a really nice brisket and a few chicken wings and we were ready to go.

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Monk: A few chicken wings? Pshh, try nearly 10 lbs worth. Not to mention she got us a 15 lb packer brisket with both the flat and the point. Mama Speedy really hooked it up. Clearly we were going to try and cook it as authentic central Texas style as we could, so both Speedy and I did some research and consulted several YouTube videos on cooking briskets, particularly the Aaron Franklin ones we posted last week. So the night before the Super Bowl, we tried our hands at trimming the fat of the brisket down (with a few minor mistakes) and used a rub that mostly consisted of coarse salt and pepper (plus a few other spices). We also drank a lot of Shiner. And not just Shiner Bock. We got a Shiner Spring seasonal six pack (FM 966 if you are keeping score at home) plus another variety pack with 6 different types of Shiner, a few of which I had never even heard of. And in case we ran out of those bottles, I just so happened to still have a little Shiner Oktoberfest in the kegerator (we didn’t get that far, thankfully). Needless to say, I think we were in the right Texas mindset to smoke some brisket.

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Speedy: So we were left with a decision – put in a little extra effort and cook true ‘cue on Monk’s Weber charcoal grill (set up as an indirect smoker, of course) or use my electric smoker, not worry about getting up in the middle of the night to check the fire and take the easy (and less tasty) way out. But Monk and I don’t do anything the easy way. So we fired up the Weber with hardwood briquettes and white oak chunks.

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Monk: That itself presented its own challenges, as I experienced last year, with keeping the temperature consistent. Not to mention the fact that due to our inexperience with brisket we decided to start the smoking at midnight the night before to ensure that we would have enough time to properly smoke the meat. The last thing we wanted was to be meatless once our guests arrived the next day.

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Speedy: Of course Monk and I had to check the fire throughout the night, so Monk checked it right before he went to bed (around 1:30) and I set an alarm for 4 am. Heading out to Monk’s patio, I was displeased to see the fire nearly out, with just a few coals left burning. Now, dear readers, you may not know this, but I’m not exactly a cool customer, so I freaked out. Not wanting to wake Monk up, I immediately threw on more coals but also filled up the starter chimney and got that going as well. Shortly after, Monk awoke to find me nearly burning down his house. We decided we’d make a second pile of coals to put in the grill in order to make sure we didn’t lose heat. I’m not sure this was the greatest idea, but it made us feel like we could go back to sleep.

Monk: I arose a few hours later and lo and behold, the brisket internal temp was just about 180 – so uh, yeah, it was very close to being finished, only at 7am and waaay before we needed it to be. Maybe we had been a little aggressive with the extra charcoal at 4am but what are you going to do. We kept the brisket on the smoker for another 3 hours until the internal temp was at 190 and decided that if we didn’t want an overdone brisket, we needed to take it off the smoker and figure out some way to keep it warm for about 8 hours. Clearly, this was not the ideal situation.

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Speedy: But we thought to ourselves “Hey – these restaurants keep their brisket warm all day. If only there were a way that we could see what others have done in similar situations.” It took a while to figure out what to do, but Monk had the great idea of Googling a solution. The answer – wrap the meat in double foil, then in a towel, place in a cooler, and stuff the rest of the cooler full of towels so there’s no empty space. So we did. And 8 hours later, I got the brisket out to slice and let me tell you – it was HOT!

Monk: …which was such a relief. As he was slicing the brisket, Speedy mentioned to me that the flat was a little dry but that the point was still pretty moist, which I understand to be pretty common when cooking brisket. However, the brisket went pretty quickly so that had to be a good sign. Unfortunately, I actually don’t think I had much brisket at all once it was served – there was too much going on at the party in terms of gathering prop bet sheets and quarters bets before kickoff and then I kinda forgot to eat. I also forgot to take any more photos the rest of the night…oops.

Speedy: At the end of the day, I think it turned out well for our first try. Did we make some mistakes? Sure. But we turned out a nice brisket that people really enjoyed. I think the flavor was great and we had great bark – we just dried out a bit of it. But that just gives us an excuse to do it all over again!

Ten Park Lanes – Charlotte, NC

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Name: Ten Park Lanes
Date: 1/17/14
Address: 1700 Montford Dr., Charlotte, NC 28209
Order: Speedy: Burnt ends plate with fries and green beans; Monk: Pulled pork plate with slaw and mac and cheese (link to menu)
Price: Speedy: $13; Monk: $11

Monk: You might be asking yourself why the Barbecue Bros would bother reviewing barbecue from a bowling alley. I mean, you think of bowling alley food and you think of greasy pizza and hot dogs that have been cooking on rollers for too long and served on stale buns. Well, we assure you that is not the case here – Ten Park Lanes was actually named one of the best new restaurants in Charlotte in 2012 by Charlotte Magazine and was included in the Charlotte Observer’s Barbecue Bracket last spring, making it to the Elite 8 before being defeated by eventual winner Kyle Fletcher’s.

Speedy: Of course the atmosphere differs from most ‘cue joints, since it’s a bowling alley. Honestly, I wouldn’t go eat at Ten Park Lanes unless I was bowling, but the menu is perfectly suited for the atmosphere. Monk and I were having a guy’s night with a few buddies and the combination of bowling, beers, and barbecue was perfect for the event.

I decided to order the burnt ends, since we don’t often see them here in North Carolina. And I wasn’t disappointed. They were tender and didn’t need any additional sauce, but the flavor was lacking of any smoke or true barbecue taste. I was a little surprised that they were pulled instead of chunked, but it didn’t negatively affect the flavor. Overall, I thought my order was good – I might even order it again – but it doesn’t stack up to the burnt ends at Midwood Smokehouse, which is really the only other place I’ve had them (at least until my Kansas City trip this summer…)

Monk: The pulled pork was very moist and had decent smoke. It didn’t need it, but I did try it with some of the Piedmont Blonde housemade sauce. I mean, this was legitimately solid barbecue coming from a bowling alley (who do smoke their barbecue in house, presumably in a gas smoker). Although the slaw was mayo-based, both it and the mac and cheese were also quite good. Ten Park claims that all of the food is scratch made, and I believe it. The one thing that I do want to try next time is the Que Stacked Mason Jar, which is a jar stuffed with pulled pork, southern slaw, and BBQ baked beans.

Speedy: At the end of the day, you go to Ten Park Lanes for the bowling, but it turns out that the barbecue is a very pleasant surprise. I’m not ready to crown it king of Charlotte barbecue, but it’s a great compliment to rolling a few (in our case, very few) strikes.

Monk: Sorry Speedy, but this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. And you were over the line on those rolls…

Ratings:
Atmosphere/Ambiance – 3 hogs
Pork – 3 hogs
Burnt Ends – 3 hogs
Sides – 4 hogs
Overall – 3 Hogs

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JJR’s BBQ Shack – Charlotte, NC

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Name: JJR’s BBQ Shack
Date: 12/22/13
Address: Bank of America Stadium, 800 S Mint St, Charlotte, NC 28202
Order: Pulled pork sandwich
Price: $8

Monk: Speedy and I are in the second year of being Carolina Panthers season ticket holders, so I figured we should at least check out the lone barbecue option at the stadium even if expectations weren’t very high going in. So for the last home game of the regular season, we decided to finally check out JJR’s BBQ Shack, named in honor of Jerry Richardson, founder/owner of the Carolina Panthers. And it came out about as expected. The pork, while it did have a good texture to it, lacked moisture and smoke, even in the bark. It absolutely required additional sauce from the condiments area of the concourse, which I neglected to add before heading to my seat. Speedy, I know you don’t have much more to add, but what say you?

Speedy: For my order, I initially asked what the “double stack” was, assuming it was a combo brisket-pork sandwich. I was told by the guy up front just to order it, only to find out that it was really just a pulled pork sandwich with extra pork, bacon, and nacho cheese. Due to my intolerance of dairy, my desire to avoid cardiac arrest, and the fact that it looked disgusting, I quickly backtracked from the order and switched to the normal pulled pork sandwich. Monk’s description above is spot on – there’s not much more to say about it. I did have a bite of Papa Speedy’s brisket sandwich, which I thought was slightly better. It came sliced and lightly sauced, which I think was the difference. Still though, I won’t be rushing back to try it again.

In fact, I think for the PLAYOFFS…

Monk: PLAYOFFS?!?!

Speedy: …Monk and I might just have to make our own ‘cue. Until then, keep pounding!

Ratings:
Atmosphere/Ambiance – N/A
Pork – 2 hogs
Sides – N/A
Overall – 2 Hogs

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